antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

(via trust)


l-laymitch:

"that must be the uvula"

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"oh, so its a girl house”

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(via chinafuckingsorrows)


the-deducting-demigod:

thehomosexuals:

genderpopo:

nextyearsgirl:

radjustice:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

thehomosexuals:

Don’t fuck with me

This is great. You were very mature and explicit, as well as helpful in the ways that you could be. I don’t think you could have handled this any better than you did. 4 for you, Glen Coco.

I wish I could have stood up for myself in this way when I was a teenager

Sheroes.

Threatening suicide to get what you want isn’t “borderline” abusive, it is abusive.

Men who do this have a very high risk of murdering whomever they’re trying to guilt trip when the guilt trip eventually stops working.

ironically hes joked about killing me before

That’s terrifying

(via aphfandoms)


Tyrion was beginning to wonder whether Lord Luthor Tyrell had ridden off that cliff intentionally.
Tyrion Lannister’s thoughts on Lady Olenna

blloooooo:

omfg i did not fucking expect that

(via getbookreadbookcry)


slayboybunny:

girls are amazing

slayboybunny:

girls are amazing

(via getbookreadbookcry)


scarred-fallenangel:

wibbly-wobbly-whatever:

whistling-as-time-goes-by:

brightestcrayons:

ask-the-great-kingdom-england:

kimiknowsallthesecrets:

britneythewriter:

Professor McGonagall welcomes new students to Hogwarts Tumblr.

\ahlksdgfsfddsgsd

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Let’s think in which fandom they will end

Hermoine would be in the Sherlock fandom, all those smarts and deductions.

Ron would go to Doctor Who. It’s as weird as his family and hey look, he’s ginger.

Harry would belong to Supernatural, fandom of the self-loathing idjits with daddy issues

this post is so accurate I just gaped at it for like 12 seconds

What about Malfoy?

Welcome to Night Vale

(via getbookreadbookcry)


hecatea:

dollygale:

i’m tired of these posts assuming nico’s pov is going to be all about percy like in all honesty it’s probably going to be half “reyna just knifed a cyclops in the face holy hades reyna just killed a minor god with one hand behind her back and now she’s ending world hunger with her MIND jumping jupiter she probs has 4590309.38438 x 10 ^ 340 attack power” and half “i hope hazel’s okay” 

how many times can i reblog this?

(via mara--dyer)


memeguy-com:

As a girl this is my experience after going hiking with five guys

hanorahw

memeguy-com:

As a girl this is my experience after going hiking with five guys

hanorahw

(via triona98)



ahndja:

neybooto:

the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed 

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(via aphfandoms)





tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

(via truly-a-magic-rose)