spiderinabelljar:

handsome—gretel:

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game


#Maybe it’s witchcraft #maybe it’s Maybelline.
lost it at the tags.

spiderinabelljar:

handsome—gretel:

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

(via oh-i-forgot-i-had)


dcdav:

Pervert.


gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

(via supernaturalswift)


queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

(via somanyfandomsasdfghjkl)


Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.



annabananapanda:

I have found that the average tumblr user goes through 3 distinct stages:

  1. the “i just got an account and i have no idea what im doing how do i find blogs how does any of this shit even work” stage
  2. the “OMG TUMBLR IS THE BEST THING OF ALL CREATION HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT FACEBOOK LOL ALL OUTSIDERS ARE PEASANTS” stage
  3. and, finally, the “i fucking hate this website and everyone on it but i dont know how to leave” stage

(via moriarty-me)


Young men need to be socialized in such a way that rape is as unthinkable to them as cannibalism
Mary Pipher (via ludivinedeparis)

(via havensafe13)


memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

(via oh-i-forgot-i-had)


themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

(via thefaultinmydevices)


katherinedance:

This scene was so important to me. I’m severely dyslexic and to hear the Doctor say that it was okay and there are tons of brilliant people with dyslexia was so amazing!

katherinedance:

This scene was so important to me. I’m severely dyslexic and to hear the Doctor say that it was okay and there are tons of brilliant people with dyslexia was so amazing!

(via moriarty-me)


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thelegendofelectraheart:

actualteenadultteen:

The Hunger Games, Actual Teen style!
On the left, 15-year-old Josh Hutcherson.
On the right, 16-year-old Jennifer Lawrence.
Think how much creepier it would be to see them killing other kids when they look so squishy-cheeked and little.

"Think how much creepier it would be to see them killing other kids when they look so squishy-cheeked and little."
THAT’S THE POINT SUZANNE COLLINS WAS TRYING TO MAKE

thelegendofelectraheart:

actualteenadultteen:

The Hunger Games, Actual Teen style!

On the left, 15-year-old Josh Hutcherson.

On the right, 16-year-old Jennifer Lawrence.

Think how much creepier it would be to see them killing other kids when they look so squishy-cheeked and little.

"Think how much creepier it would be to see them killing other kids when they look so squishy-cheeked and little."

THAT’S THE POINT SUZANNE COLLINS WAS TRYING TO MAKE

(via moriarty-me)


thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(via autumnelfe)


twinkforbigmen331:

thedarkmatteralchemist:

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Betty White, last of the jedi.

WHO DID THIS

(via thefaultinmydevices)